The long silence we have maintained is because the purple condor is flying over the
pink rainbow…code for we are under surveillance. What? You didn’t know? The brain-trust has been operating under a dual burden of dual employment. 8 hours a day to the man and 10 hours to our baby (the self determination experience). As you can imagine the man would start to wonder…is your hobby interfering with what you do for me? My response…this is a recession. All hands on deck and we all need to do what we need to survive. And in this environment it is imprtant for a family to survive“by any means necessary”. So what does that mean for Pinx? Well half of the brain-trust is now dedicating a higher percentage and ratio of time to machine while the other is still working split time. Week ending 11/19/11 Pinx will have 3 jobs. Week ending 11/12/11 Pinx was only in the streets once. Why do we say this? Part disbelief — who would have thought that eating your dessert first would catch on like this? Part disbelief — seriously who would have thunk it? At this point the snowball that was rolling down the hill gathering steam is running at about 25 MPH steamrolling everything in its way. The government twins have reaped the benefits from the pancakes, to the tune of new bikes. Benjamin Button has had the opportunity to get some work experience. Monk has been able to quit her side hustle. All I want for Festivus is an Audi A5. I’m just serious. No? Sad face. In the meantime, we are pouring the profits into the company to expand our infrastructure: equipment and fleet vehicles are next! Seriously I think an A5 would be a great look for the waffle mobile. Every Chief Waffle Engineer should have one. Our marketing efforts are producing a steady stream of jobs. But now we have to look to the future…the future smells like herb roasted, brined turkey, and bacon mac and cheese, with cornbread dressing (the difference between dressing and stuffing — because technically the ingredients and texture are exactly the same — is that dressing is on the side of the bird, while stuffing is inside the bird), candied yams, homemade cranberry sauce, sweet potato casserole, and the like. And that is before it is time for the rest of the holiday fare. Is there some subliminal programming that we all receive in elementary school that impresses upon us that we must spend the thanksgiving holiday sequestered in the kitchen preparing meals for family, friends, and frenemies? What happens if you don’t like cooking? What is that person supposed to do? The sad thing is that there are not enough options for the culinary challenged. I was fortunate in that my father could throw down and Thanksgiving was his holiday of choice. Mother…not so much with the holiday cooking. But then along comes Iron Chef P the diet assassin. I saw a picture of myself today…I am working out tomorrow! So if you know someone who is bound to opening their home to the family to celebrate, but they don’t want to COOK…point them to Pinx. The turkey will be juicy, the mac and cheese will be memorable. The dressing will be unforgettable and the cranberry sauce will be incomparable. Life is short…eat something memorable.
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