Long Time No Talk…

The long silence we have maintained is because the purple condor is flying over the
pink rainbow…code for we are under surveillance. What? You didn’t know? The
brain-trust has been operating under a dual burden of dual employment. 8 hours a
day to the man and 10 hours to our baby (the self determination experience). As
you can imagine the man would start to wonder…is your hobby interfering with
what you do for me? My response…this is a recession. All hands on deck and we
all need to do what we need to survive. And in this environment it is imprtant
for a family to survive“by any means necessary”.


So what does that mean for Pinx? Well half of the brain-trust is now dedicating a
higher percentage and ratio of time to machine while the other is still working
split time. Week ending 11/19/11 Pinx will have 3 jobs. Week ending 11/12/11
Pinx was only in the streets once. Why do we say this? Part disbelief — who
would have thought that eating your dessert first would catch on like this? Part
disbelief — seriously who would have thunk it? At this point the snowball that
was rolling down the hill gathering steam is running at about 25 MPH
steamrolling everything in its way. The government twins have reaped the
benefits from the pancakes, to the tune of new bikes. Benjamin Button has had
the opportunity to get some work experience. Monk has been able to quit her side
hustle. All I want for Festivus is an Audi A5. I’m just serious. No? Sad face.
In the meantime, we are pouring the profits into the company to expand our
infrastructure: equipment and fleet vehicles are next! Seriously I think an A5
would be a great look for the waffle mobile. Every Chief Waffle Engineer should
have one.


Our marketing efforts are producing a steady stream of jobs. But now we have to look
to the future…the future smells like herb roasted, brined turkey, and bacon mac
and cheese, with cornbread dressing (the difference between dressing and
stuffing — because technically the ingredients and texture are exactly the same
— is that dressing is on the side of the bird, while stuffing is inside the
bird), candied yams, homemade cranberry sauce, sweet potato casserole, and the
like. And that is before it is time for the rest of the holiday
fare.


Is there some subliminal programming that we all receive in elementary school that
impresses upon us that we must spend the thanksgiving holiday sequestered in the
kitchen preparing meals for family, friends, and frenemies? What happens if you
don’t like cooking? What is that person supposed to do? The sad thing is that
there are not enough options for the culinary challenged. I was fortunate in
that my father could throw down and Thanksgiving was his holiday of choice.
Mother…not so much with the holiday cooking. But then along comes Iron Chef P
the diet assassin. I saw a picture of myself today…I am working out tomorrow! So
if you know someone who is bound to opening their home to the family to
celebrate, but they don’t want to COOK…point them to Pinx. The turkey will be
juicy, the mac and cheese will be memorable. The dressing will be unforgettable
and the cranberry sauce will be incomparable.


Life is short…eat something memorable.